laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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