try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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