There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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