Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
im six kinds of drunk right now
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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