Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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