Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
The ass gains better be worth it
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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