it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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