I think my vagina is haunted
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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