My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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