the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
