So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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