Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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