you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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