But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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