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i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
her vagine was all disorganized.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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