Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Come on in and take your pants off
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