my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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