Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The ass gains better be worth it
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