we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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