cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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