yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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