I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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