I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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