So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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