Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
