Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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