I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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