Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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