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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The uberlube is also flammable
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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