Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
