She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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