Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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