the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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