If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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