I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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