So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Small penises have feelings too.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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