Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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