Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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