Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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