butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
false alarm. still invincible.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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