i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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