she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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