If i come over, it means nothing
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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