I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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