Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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