hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You are a genius and a whore.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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