her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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