we have officially lost it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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