it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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