i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She's not a foreskin expert like you
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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