wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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