but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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