I just saw a hot homeless man
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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